Confucius Say...

Confucius Say...

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

He who think only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

Man who eat photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

He who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

War does not determine who is right,war determine who is left.

Woman who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

He who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

To make egg roll, push it.

Man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.